Showing posts with label assholes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label assholes. Show all posts

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Living under a rock...

Wow.  Apparently Duke Nukem Forever was released last month and slipped under my radar.  To be fair, I haven't been keeping up with videogame news so that's my fault.  But it seems that the game is one of the biggest flops in videogame history.  I remembered years ago that this game was being pimped out like mad.  That asshole George Broussard kept posting his silly 'teasers' of blurry images and every obsessive fanboy started to froth at the mouth.

It's funny that Daikatana used to be the biggest joke in videogames.  I guess Duke Nukem Forever is the new Daikatana.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Ignatius J. Reilly is alive and has a blog!

Is that Gabe Newell guy a fat fuck or what? I can't believe he finds time between stuffing his chubby face with KFC and swallowing the pieces of chicken whole -- without chewing, just like a snake -- to shoot his smacking mouth off about how the PS3 is a disaster. You know what is a disaster? The fat fucks cholesterol levels. How about he takes some time off from enhancing his whale like physique and howling about the PS3 like a sea lion in heat, as pieces of chicken fly into the collective faces of the internet and instead squeeze out more that 1 game every decade, huh how about that? Then at least what he says would have a semblance of relevance instead of being the annoying ramblings of the man-child leader of a game company with almost no games released in 15 years for a now defunct platform.
-Kamiboy, "Last Man", Friday, October 12, 2007

If Ignatius J. Reilly were alive today and was writing angry posts about videogames on the internet, then I think I just found him (and I mean that in a positive way, honest!).  Read this blog and this blog, too.  It's a blog about how much the industry has changed for the worst, the death of PC gaming, the golden years of what gaming used to be, and why Gabe Newell is an asshole.  It's very well written and articulated and I couldn't put my thoughts into into words better than this man.